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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
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When I was in preschool there was this really weird system of time-out where they’d put you in this giant plastic bucket sort of like this one:
And the rule was you couldn’t leave the bucket for ten minutes.
In case you didn’t know, I was what the teachers referred to as a…
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I think Kanye West in the trailer for The Great Gatsby makes perfect sense
Kanye is basically Gatsby and he’s absolutely infatuated with Daisy Buchanan (Kanye) who is married to Tom (Kanye)
this was like two years ago
but anyways so in this one part of my house there’s these three steps but omg they’re deadly
one time i was eating cereal and i slipped and fell and passed out and my cereal got everywhere. My sister said the last thing I yelled before I passed out was
“MY CEREAL!!!”
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i don’t get why they say high school is the best 4 years of your life
have you been to high school
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mom: why is there a hispanic man scaling our balcony with a tool belt on
me: i am juliet
me: and he is my romeo
mom:
me: no, i'm just kidding please call the cops
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i used to think the word “primadonna” was spelled like “pre-madonna” but then i realized that nothing in this world is older than madonna
in me now lul
hes so beautiful
Mamma is talkin’ bad about ma boi wah
i wish i lived to australia so i could stalk the shit out of this walking sex bomb
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